Today's Best Parody

I've always thought the best April Fools articles stayed true to the subject matter that was common in that medium and never overtly revealed that the article was an April Fools joke.  The article would let the absurdities therein belie what was said. 

Hands down, the winner today goes to http://www.infoworld.com/t/misadventures/oracle-sues-starbucks-over-java-trademark-176.